Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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