question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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