If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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