I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Randomize
