Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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