i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
