Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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