some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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