Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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