if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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