I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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