Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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