Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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