yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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