I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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