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Puke
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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