Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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