it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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