She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She bit a glass in half.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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