and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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