pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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