ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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