I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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