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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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