Three words: puerto rican gang bang
what day is it and did you see me today?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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