Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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