plz talk dirty to me
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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