Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
