My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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