Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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