AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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