Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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