Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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