i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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