This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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