No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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