Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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