I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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