Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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