Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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