the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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