Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think people are normalizing furries
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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