you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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