I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it was like eating out sand paper
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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