Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
