They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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