Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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