I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
