My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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