I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Randomize