With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?