am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?