You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Pappa wants mamma naked
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜