I wish i was in the wii world.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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